10000 and 1 tings to do b4 u die (how many i've done in red...)

1 constipate (done)
2 get into a fight (done)
3 convince some1 ur sexy (done)
4 learn to drive (done)
5 cook a decent meal that doesnt contain any can food (done)
6 eat a meal made fully from can food (done)
7 learn to play a musical instrument (at least a chord) (done)
8 swear at some1 higher than u (done)
9 do something crazy without thinking of the consequences (done)
10 be friends with shwu meei n survive it (WHO R U?!)
11 embarrass urself like hell in front of a random group of people, on purpose (done)
12 give wrong directions (hah! done...stupid americans)
13 try to decipher the meaning of your ceiling's patterns
14 own a pointless blog (done)
15 stalk brandon's sister (in progress)
16 try smoking (done : ( )
17 leave ur toenails to grow for 3 months or longer (done)
18 leave ur hair to grow more than a normal person would (done)
19 get pissed drunk wif ur frens (done)
20 give all the money u have in ur wallet to a beggar. at least once. (get your own!!!)
21 go 'all in' in a game of poker when have the absolutely freaking worst hand ever
22 sell your shit
23 dress in white and wave at random people from somewhere high up when its really late
24 remember a poem (done)
25 appear on youtube (done)
26 use a corny pickup line on some1 way out of ur league (lisa?)
27 realise that there are people out of ur league (lisa?)
28 compliment some1's cooking eventhough they dont deserve it. at all. (done)
29 swim in the ocean (done)
30 climb a tree (done)
31 throw ur shoe at a coconut in a tree (slipper counts...yes?)
32 throw a coconut out of a car (lmao la done)
33 make an unplanned trip somewhere (done)
34 eat a mouthful of wasabi ( T_T ...done)
35 fail (many times)
36 call some1 at 4 in the morning just to talk (lisa?)
37 watch 'world trade center'. (done)
39 appreciate how other shows seem better after watching 'world trade center' (yes)
40 grow a plant (numerous)
41 ask some1 u dunt know wat they think of a current issue. then disagree with everything that person says.
42 go one week without using the word ok/yes/alright
43 get laid (uhhhhhhhh...)
44 more than once (ask ali larh...)
45 run around without your shirt (done)
46 wear glasses (its an experience) (done)
47 wear a suit (done)
48 put salt on a snail (T_T...sorry larh snail)
49 read sexy commando manga (done!)
50 eat too many panadols at once
51 sound important (many times)
52 go to a desert
53 ask a prostitute how much (done)
54 complain too a prostitute she/he costs too much (lmao la..but done..500euros la wtf!)
55 have a friend that is a prostitute
56 enter a marathon (done)
57 push a wheelchair (done)
58 write a story (done)
59 shoot a gun (done)
60 buy a fren something (done)
61 watch a sport professionally played live (pool and lawnbowling does not count) (done)
62 get a tattoo
63 offer good advice (done)
64 know how to buy a watermelon (done)
65 cut some1's hair (my hair count?)
66 grow a mustache (done)
67 watch lord of the rings (done)
68 be able to carry on a discussion if some1 talks about greek mythology among hippies
69 hate simple plan (done)
70 know how to tie a tie (done)
71 play halo 3 (done)
72 climb a mountain (done)
73 get robbed (fucker...done...)
74 know at least one thing abt ghandi (i know 2!!!!)
75 know where cuba is on the world map (it's that island there that's shaped like cuba)
76 try to save the world once in your life (tried and failed)
77 volunteer for some charity (done)
78 wear a condom (refer to uhhhhh...)
79 have a beagle (no!)
80 have a cat (if u cant have a beagle) (NEVER!!!)
81 take english 102 (taking larh T_T )
82 lick my own elbow
83 read sociology journal (yes...sux...)
84 fill up swimming pool with 100 plus
85 shave mustache (done)
86 buy ferrari and crash it
87 buy mouse (done...in all sense of the phrase)
88 sleep in klcc
89 talk with local celebrity (done)
90 buy more kitchen apparatus (done...apparatus ftw!!!)
91 grow an afro
92 play red alert (done)
93 try to emulate sexy commando
94 do *z**HOHOHOHO
95 eat a big prawn (done)
96 swim across kayu ara river
97 do some bruce lee moves (done...so pro)
98 burn down school
99 draw joe duck (done)
100 join american top model
101 learn about the string theorem (partially done..nobody understands the stupid thing!)
102 rob mcdonalds
103 know oh yeah ern (OH YEAH ERN!!!)
104 buy kfc and eat in mcd
105 call lisa (lisa?)
106 sell dvd (done)
107 grow bacteria (indirectly..yes...professionally..no...)
108 donate to bosnia (done)
109 breathe (fail!)
110 try to seduce mak
111 be careful (fail!)
112 steal black's ruler
113 scream at a spider like a lil girl
114 shout at random ppl (done)
115 be suspicious to random ppl (done)
116 start a fight with a wrestler
117 laugh at malaysia police (behind their backs)
118 paint with my ass
119 be friends with pik yen
120 sing in a stadium (done...the offspring ftw!)
121 write your name with ur left hand (omfg lmao larh)
122 go china and act like chinese ( DONE!! :D)
123 try to do ur lab report for once (only once...)
124 go india and act like russel peters (done as well...although didn't know him den..acted like him, though...)

125 go on a vacation with people u dont know (afs?)
126 watch Nemo (memo)
127 scuba dive (done)
128 see black get married
129 tell ppl u scuba dive (done)
130 get drunk in another country (good times)
131 dont lie for a week (done...in another country la duh..)
132 steal a helicopter
133 lie for a week
134 gamble in high stakes poker
135 dont wear a belt with a shirt...after the age of 18 (done)
136 act like james bond (too lame)
137 realise things (EH?!)
138 quit WOW
139 concentrate (eRN!!!)
140 close an open door (yes...)
141 learn French (NEVER!!!)
142 sell smth on e bay
143 eat expensive sandwich ( T_T)
144 own a credit card (AE sent me one!!! so proud!!!)
145 spit on white tigers
146 shave ur head (thaipusam ftw!!!)
147 make youtube video (done)
148 know kar wai (eh?! kar wai!)


149 pray (done)


150 play pick up sticks (i'm strong!!!)


151 question some1 forcefully about picking up sticks (had heated argument last year about this with german cousin...)

152 have a sense of humour (abit la..)


153 question the sense of humour of others (done...with unhappy consequences..)


154 escape from jail


155 skip class (done)


156 use all the toilet paper (done)


157 find out Kuin's gpa (12?!)


158 read wan wei hsiens blog (zzz)


159 support a football club (yes)


160 write benjamin's personal statement (major contributor la...)


161 customize your settings (cuztomized d..)


162 own an apple something (found headphones..lol)


163 design your own shirt (done)


164 sing ur own version of amazing grace (done...shouldn't be mentioned though..)


165 fall (but i get up again..you never gonna keep me down)


166 shoplift ( T_T)


167 fight over something stupid (like i love you......)


168 estimate some1's weight (angiegirl weighs 43)


169 own a scooter (a 36 yr old beetle, a 19 yr old celica, a 15 yr old 4x4, a 10 yr old buggy, a 10 odd yr old kapchai...but no...no scooter : (


170 ride a bike (WHEE!!!)


171 scoop shit (not whee!!!)


172 own a red bucket (TWO!!!!!)


173 watch fight club (*bash*)


174 talk about the fight club (eh..the fight club ar...damn movie...)


175 tear a chinese calander up


176 insult canada (done! :D i'm sorry tobiah abrahamson)


177 rhyme (done)


178 bite a wire (done)


179 lick the underside of a bettery (mmm...metalldy taste..)


180 write "i cant answer this bcoz of religious reasons" for an answer in an important test


181 overdress (done)


182 use perfume (done)


183 know the difference between cologne and aftershave (i is genius larh!)


184 smell what the rock is cooking


185 tell your parents u have a sad childhood sometimes


186 insult other people's dreams (sorry la..but it was hilarious)


187 be damn random (yes)


188 label some1 something. take the blame for it (sorry again...)


189 start a rumour about some1 having crabs


190 send some1 u dont know well off at the airport. pretend to cry


191 refuse something u like (done : (


192 chew 3 different flavored sugus at once (grape, pineapple, strawberry...good times)


193 stare at ppl until they notice (done)


194 endorse something u use (it doesnt have to be good)


195 run for president for smth (FTW!!!)


196 join a club no1 joins (socrates cafe)


197 support the underdog (done...he still lost)


198 care (bear)


199 use the f word in 19 different ways


200 find out the meaning of life- memorise it (42....or 9 according to angiegirl...the fool..)


201 attend a 'how to be rich' talk


202 write somthing in wikipedia (done)


203 read the dictionary (best friend in 2 countries)


204 stare at some1's ass (by kuin) (why kuin...why?!)


205 realise that not many ppl may read tis far but continue anyway (done)


206 tell ppl to shut up (done)


207 tell ppl vertical horizon is emo


208 be underground for a week


209 emulate a penguin (done)


210 tell ppl u enjoy long walks down the beach (done...i do!)


211 try to walk down the beach for a long time (done...)


212 jog in the morning (done...like...once? :P)


213 wake up b4 12 (done)


214 wake up after 4 (done..)


215 wake up at 4 (AT 4?!..possibly done?)


216 go to genting (done)


217 walk along a highway (done)


218 set up a friend with ur other friend. laugh. (done)


219 wear a ridiculous looking sweater (it was tiny...and my host sister's....)


220 own a ridiculous looking sweater (she gave it to me cuz it was too small for her...)


221 grow cells (6pack cells!)


222 be the solution (to your own problem! :D )


223 get married (facebook married oni at the mo...)


224 schedule a time u be outraged


225 lie about being sick (done...in kindergarten no less...with the cough...)


226 do something u dont like (done)


227 own some china (done)


228 break a leg


229 suffer (done : (


230 take laughing gas (didnt feel anything..done la)


231 master the ability to blow a balloon (i is god la)


232 bowl (yes)


234 type without looking (done...matlab)


235 write a very sweet sms and send it to some unknown number-sign it babeh ku. (01635461855)


236 know enuff chinese to know ur being insulted (sadly...yes)


237 be the enemy of the state


238 follow an actor's life story for 3 months without stopping


239 stalk some1


240 eat cotton candy (yum)


241 go to the mall but stay away from air con areas


242 lie to urself about something (done)


243 realise that apple products arent that good after all (since i was born i realised this)


244 insult F1 in front of others but watch it anyway


245 press shift 3 times in a windows 98 computer (done...stupid thing...)


246 undergo program nilam in secondary school (epic fail)


247 smile at strangers (done : )


248 show all (.........................)


249 hang out with a hobo


250 put eye makeup (halloween la!)


251 pose (charmaine?)


252 choose the wrong choice (done..)


253 dont worry (too many times for own good)


254 edit some1's face (eh!!! i OWN la!)


255 dont contact some1 for 3 years (done)


256 hug some1 u dont hug (yes...)


257 feint surprise (done)


258 wrap a present (it was pretty, too)


259 play with a shopping cart (done)


260 grow a goatee.


261 know that its not worth it (i know this very well)


262 be a minority (know this very well as well)

263 limbo (done)


264 typewithoutusingthespacebarjusttoannoypeople (donelacuztheguywasdoingittometoo)


265 appreciate the effort of others (i appreciate angiegirl's failed effort at being strong)


266 be impressed with shiny things (ooooooooo!!! chromeeeeee!)


267 talk with a british accent the whole day-if some1 asks, reply them in madeup japenese


268 respect the young (for they are the food of the future!)


269 speak (eh?!


270 stop and stare (yes...O_O...)


271 be 3 doors down (DONE!!! 3 doors down from #5!!!)


272 laugh at smth thats not funny (smithin?)


273 give face (yes..)


274 study larh (once in awhile)


275 show people the thumbs up sign for no reason (: D)


276 check it out (it was awesome)


277 console some1 (done)


278 grunt (done)


279 feel uneasy (queasy uneasy?)


280 hang up (click)


281 dont stare (done)


282 know ur limit (done...)


283 brush ur teeth (done)


284 tie some1's tie badly (done)


285 laugh at some1's badly tied tie (done)


286 punch kuin (next monday)


287 come to terms with urself (done)


288 play poker online (done)


289 chill (done)


290 give unecessary ratings (done)


291 push up (pushing the world down la)


292 floss (done)


293 watch top gun (best movie....EVER!!!)


294 listen to benjin rant about his constipation problems (unfortunately...)


295 feel sorry for benjin (fail...)


296 sit in the back of Rao's jurassic park (MORE TIMES THAN ANYONE ELSE!!)


297 call everyone Broseph (done..)


298 stare in rage at everyone for 1 day


299 get Jane to hug you (cannot be done...)


300 wear a domo on your head (done....itchy...)


301 bounce like your ass had the hiccups (uhh...yes..)


302 bribe a fat policeman (STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!!!)


303 drink mushroom soup through a straw (done)


304 moon someone from a car


305 masturbate with a beer bottle (who the fuck wrote this?! must be chinese la..)


306 rape a cat with a penguin (ignore...)


307 drink tequila through the nostrils


308 spend a night in jail for bribing Bill Gates


309 give Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick


310 Ask a girl for a discount (done)


311 Mistake water with thinner and live to tell the tale


312 Swim in the ocean with ur gf/bf and make out


313 Persuade Mak to get a blog (end of the world)


314 Buy Gabriel lunch


315 Tie Gabriel's shoelace


316 be a porn director.
317 blow your entire savings on instant noodle.
318 do nude photography in a darkroom.
319 smash an instrument. (done)
320 trip over suyee claiming you didnt see her. (soon)
321 stalk someone's mother.
322 hack into the pentagon.
323 touch a random hot girl inappropriately from the back and claim that u tot it was ur gf.
324 stalk a french girl for more than 3 hours in a wax museum.
325 paint a self-potrait ala simpson style.
326 wash ur favourite shirt with bleach.
327 be a rastafarian for a day.
328 get caller thru to radio, and when ur on, scream "call the ambulance, imma givebirth".drama.
329 spread rumours of urself. (done...)
330 eat french food using chopstick.
331 get one of ur feet stuck between the sofa cushion. (done)
332 slap a monkey.
333 crash a party and vomit on ppl.
334 shoot a cow.
335 try brewing beer at home.
336 hang elmo.
337 fly first class and wear ur stinkiest pair of shoes.
338 drive a kancil and race with a ferrari. (kelisa...)
339 attack bodyshop.
340 hire a midget butler.
341 microwave an egg.whole egg. (done..)
342 fart in the car while fetching ur beloved.
343 steal ramly burgers.
345 deliberately mess up someone's room just to record their reaction on cam.
346 superglue someone's fingers together when they're asleep.
347 push other ppl away on a dancefloor. (done...it was a guy...)
348 get diarrhea and try to hold it as long as you can. (...........)
349 turbo blast a litter of kittens with the garden hose. (i want to SO bad!)
350 spray shieldtox right in an iguana's face and watch it petrify.
351 harvest kidneys.
352 sell water, when everyone's drunk and think they are buying vodka.
353 hold up ur middle finger for a day and claim its athritis.
354 bungee jump from cn tower.
356 convince *z** to help u smuggle drug in airport using her *****.
357 scream "but obama's freaking black" in the midst of a negro crowd.
358 smash someone's house and leave a sorry note, saying its the wrong house.
359 sabotage one of ur fren's wedding.
360 call a random no. up in the middle of the night and demand for phone sex.
361 smudge darlie on a drunkard face and look out for the effect in the morning. (friend..who likes to drink...this count?)
362 help someone else blog. (done)
363 speak malay only when ur feeling dirty.
364 use the orgasm sound as ur ringtone.
365 call someone with a private number and breathe heavily.
366 kill mosquitoes (i rule!)
367 jump on your bed naked (.......the things you do when you're 4...)
368 take bets on which of your friends get married first
369 be a disappointment in pants (never!!! always STRONG in pants..not like angiegirl...)
370 argue that you're right even though you're wrong. (done)
371 get drunk before going to class (done.....)
372 get squished (ktm...)
373 break your nose
374 make a heart out of a $100 bill. never use it even though you're totally broke.
375 make black and mak go clubbing.
376 sing a barney song at the top of your lungs (again...4 years old...)
377 insult man united (done)
378 appreciate the worst boyband in the world (eh...they used to be all the rage ok?)
379 try to number this list
380 dress lala-ly (done...thx la chinaman...)
381 superglue someone's finger to the inside of his nose
382 eat laxatives for breakfast
383 fart in a jar and keep it
384 give it to a friend for birthday the next year, claim it's vintage


385 remind others to number their lines. (done)
386 remind again. (done)
387 fucking remember la.bitches. (remembering la fag!)
388 go up to a lecturer of the opposite sex and ask for 'sexy time' (soon...)
389 call a loved one while zoned out on drugs and alcohol (.......not so proud moment...)
390 watch aquateens hungerforce colon movie film while drunk and high (done)
391 feed baking soda or panadol to pigeons and see what happens (hui min ar.....)
392 feel bad for killing pigeons
393 leave plenty of sexual connotations in an important essay
394 hit on a random person at a bar and buy them a drink (was dared to by mad germans)
395 get pregnant/get someone pregnant
396 eat cereal with beer (don't ever try this..tastes like....like what it is larh!)
397 give up on the person you're chasing after and go after someone more realistic (trying)
398 insult charmaine (sorry la charmaine)
399 go late for class and tell the lecturer "i broke my leg shuffling" (DONE!!! epic!!!)
400 get a 6 pack at least once in your life.... (once...)
401 become barney
402 touch kids while becoming barney
403 become santa claus in a mall and ask kids to sit on ur lap
404 grant the kids wish by touching him
405 microwave an egg (repeat....done..)
406 laugh like the Joker in Pn Zubaidah's class
407 survive Pn Zubaidah's class with a bottle on the table
408 travel around the world wearing a cardigan
409 become Borat and represent Malaysia in the UN
410 randomly go to Euphoria and say sexy time to a hot girl
411 type the 411th line of 10000 and 1 things to do b4 u die
412 microwave a grape (just done...nth happened except warm grape)
413 cross dress (.....i'll tell nothing!!!!)
414 encourage cannibalism in pets (done)
415 feel bad for the animals involved (fail!)
416 tie your sister's barbie doll to a firework (host sister...done..)
417 strip all your sister's barbie dolls and hide the clothes in the oven.
418 walk into a pub full of chelsea supporters and scream "you russian-dependent cunts!"
419 date an MIT student
420 get said MIT student to hack into a building's lighting system for you
421 play tetris with the lighting system
422 get past level 13 in tetris (DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
423 put peanut butter on everything you eat for a week
424 forget (huh?)
425 go shopping with no money (embarassing...)
426 go skinny-dipping (yes la...dunno what witty comment to put)
427 watch an eclipse (done)
428 carry a fake sword around and make angry faces at everyone you meet (done)
429 eat sushi (done)
430 cosplay as the cutest anime character you know (so lame..)
431 suck my toe... (angiegirl........next week ar....)
432 put a screw in someone's balls (wtf angiegirl...so weak!)
433 ask someone in need of help to beg you for it (done)
434 and say no to that someone after all of his/her efforts begging (done :D)
435 tell a friend she looks good eventhough you feel like vomitting when looking at her
436 add something to this list that your friend was too weak to add him/herself. (done)
437 vertically challenge a friend everyday for an entire year (nobody is that mean)
438 play with your friend's abs just because you know it turns him on (eh! kuin?!)
439 sit next to mak for a year.... and survive (not possible...)